We are counting down the days to his third birthday. He is the kind of kid that does everything on his terms in his time. He can’t be forced, he can’t be coerced, hell he can’t even be bribed. So would someone please explain to me how on earth I am supposed to get him to give up his damn pacifier! I have tried it all…whatever you are thinking, I’m sure we have tried it. Short of a 12 step program, I don’t know what to do (anyone know of a reputable paci detox center). When he doesn’t have it he is a colossal asshole. No I am not kidding, just ask the people at the grocery store, or the people at the mexican restaurant, or the people he threw shoes at in the Target, they have been witness to the creature my sweet boy turns into when he is sans paci.
He is officially an addict, and I am officially out of ideas.